
Cheerilee: The Prom Night NOTCheerilee: The Prom NightCheerilee: The Prom Night NOT by ~ejk999
NOTE: This is a terrible story.
(Sleeping soundly, Cheerilee tosses and turns a bit in her bed, trying to avoid the sunlight coming through the window.)
Dillorian: Z-Z-Z-Z-AAAAP! (Loud)
(Cheerilee freaks out from the loud noise, and falls of her bed)
Cheerilee: Holy Patuna! I'm late!
(Cheerilee rushes through her routine and runs out of her house without a bite to eat)
Cheerilee: I need a hooficure, for the Prom tonight!
(Cheerilee rushes off toward the Sauna, and meets up with her BEST friend Misty Clouds)
(They walk into the Sauna, to see Bad Joke there, a stallion with a nack for offending everypony in si

Short Story – First FligFirst FlightShort Story – First Flig by ~ejk999
Characters:
Filly Rainbow Dash
Scene: On Rainbow Dash’ House Front Porch – In a cloud over a few thousand foot drop.
(Scenic Background of rough Cloudsdale Sketch)
Narration: The day was young, and so was Rainbow Dash. But today seemed to be the same old story, another day without flight, and it was killing her.
(Background Change to wide shot of her house, possibly a small shot of Clouds dale as well)
Narration: Almost every day she would wake up, and her dad would fly her to the Junior Flight School, where she would take 10 foot jumps to flutter her wings, to just barely attempt flight.
(Background to see fro

Simpleton - (MLP)SimpletonSimpleton - (MLP) by ~ejk999
Written by Balten S. Melcore
PROLOGUE
This story takes place in a place known as Simpleton. No not the word for idiot, you idiot! You pronounce it like 'Simple-ton', like a town. Anyways, Simpleton is a strange town placed between Ponyville and Manehattan, and was in fact visited by Applejack on four different occasions. However, something strange is amiss in this town, and the question of why Applejack never seems to mention it is a fact.
Of course I'm not going to give you the story right here, silly billy! That's why you're reading this instead of reading some review that spoils it. I hate those things… I have lost o